Sunday, April 15, 2007

Chat up lines #1

5 witty chat up lines

- Hi, I'm a meteorologist, and I've been admiring your warm front.

- I'm like quick-drying cement; after I've been laid it doesn't take me long to get hard.

- Hi, I'm here on a computer date. But the computer hasn't shown up.

- Hi, I'm from Wonderbra. We're conducting free spot-checks to make sure our customers are wearing the right size bra. Just breathe in, and then relax, breathe out slowly once my hands are in place....

- Have you got any Irish in you? Would you like some???

OK - so pretty cheesy but I can confess to having had 3 of these lines used on me. Yes, I know they're hideous - but would they work for you? HAVE they worked for you? I suppose that would depend on who was saying it to you - Shane McGowan wouldn't have the same impact as, say, Brad Pitt - but generally, given your average guy - would these make you giggle or puke?

DJ dumps more unsuspecting victims - live on air

Adam, Amy and Ben join Angie's league of ex-girl/boyfriends humiliatingly dumped, live on air as part of Danny Dumps radio show for Galaxy Yorkshire.

Once again - lots of debate and disupte surrounding these.

Click here to listen in - and voice YOUR opinion!

Dump your partner on the radio

Lots of online chat about the radio show that dumps your partner for you!

Talk about delegation!

See some comments here

and here